I am sure youcan see the humor in them. Enjoy;
“Half of the drugs prescribed by doctors work; half don’t.
Unfortunately, we don’t know which half is which.”
~Tom “Big Al” Schreiter
“Your body comes with a lifetime guaranty.” ~Tom “Big Al” Schreiter
“You shouldn’t trust doctors because 50 percent of doctors graduated in the
bottom half of their class.” ~Tom “Big Al” Schreiter
“Most people believe that health comes from an antibiotic pill.”
~Tom “Big Al” Schreiter
“Take antioxidants now or take chemotherapy later.” ~Tom Big Al Schreiter
“In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.”
~Author Unknown
“If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of
myself.” ~Mickey Mantle
“The greatest wealth is health.” ~Virgil
“The... patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge
of his own life. Don't take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair
shop.” ~Quentin Regestein
“The longer I live, the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is
my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen.”
~John Redman Coxe, 1800
“When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no ‘I'll start
tomorrow.’ Tomorrow is disease.” ~V.L. Allineare
“Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose
it.” ~Josh Billings
“Gold that buys health can never be ill spent.” ~Thomas Dekker, Westward
Ho, 1604
“Just because you're not sick doesn't mean you're healthy.” ~Author Unknown
“If your body's not right, the rest of your day will go all wrong. Take
care of yourself.” ~V.L. Allineare
“Without health, there is no point. To anything.” ~Everett Mámor
“Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the
birds might eat them.” ~Martin H. Fischer
“He who has health has hope; and he who has hope has everything.” ~Arabic
Proverb
“My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb.” ~Carrie Latet
“So many people spend their health gaining wealth and then have to spend
their wealth to regain their health.” ~A.J. Reb Materi, Our Family
One quarter of what you eat keeps you alive and three-quarters of what you
eat keeps your doctor alive. There is no magic bullet, but there is a
lifestyle change that reverses serious chronic disease. It’s cheap, it’s
simple, it’s safe, it’s effective. The solutions are here. They’ve always
been here. Every person in the world knows it. You are what you eat. Food
does matter. It’s a choice. You don’t have to be sick.
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
Invest in your health now or pay huge medical expenses later.
There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who invest in their
health today and the ones who pay huge medical expenses tomorrow.
Four top reasons to invest in your health:
Feel better
Look better
Live longer
Save money on medical expenses
"Over time, one way or another you'll either be taking nutritional
supplements or prescription drugs." ~retired New York police officer
“Health is not valued until sickness comes.” ~Dr. Thomas Fuller
“Life is not merely to be alive, but to be well.” ~Marcus Valerius Martial
“A man too busy to take care of his health is like a man too busy to take
care of his tools.” ~
“In health there is freedom. Health is the first of all liberties.” ~Henri
Frederic Amiel
“To keep the body healthy is a duty.” ~Buddha
“Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.” ~Unknown
“Fond of doctors, little health; fond of lawyers, little wealth.” ~Proverbs
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.
“Smoking for most people has a beneficiary effect.” ~Dr. Steve Lindeman
“Life is good. Without it, we’d all be dead.” ~Hannah
“When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest,
strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be
applied.” ~Herophilus
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